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Gardeners and Landscapers Wake Up the Neighborhoods

 

Many people say that we need illegal aliens and illegal immigrants in our country to do the jobs that many Americans will not do. Such as landscaping and gardening. That may be true most Americans will not get up at 5:30 AM in the morning and go wake up all their neighbors using power tools.

I must say I have done a number of jobs in my life as a young man and I have never woken up my neighbors using power tools at 5:30 a.m. in the morning. Personally I think this is inconsiderate and I really do not care if this is what they do in Mexico, as I do not believe this is proper behavior and it really upsets me. First of all they are in our country illegally and if they wake me up at 5:30 a.m. as far as I'm concerned they are guilty of another crime and that is disturbing the peace.

Look, here's the deal either buy power tools with quieter motors, ditch the air blowers and use a broom or get the heck out of my country. I am sick and tired of being woken up at 5:30 a.m. in the morning by landscapers who I know to be illegal aliens. Additionally when you ask them to; Knock off the Racket out There. They truly have no clue as to what you are talking about or why you are so upset, as they do not speak Enngless.

They believe they have to work at 5:30 a.m. in the morning because it is so hot during the middle of the day. That is just fine and I realize they come from a very hot climate in Mexico and it gets very hot during the middle of the day there. But I do not want to be woken up in the morning when I'm trying to sleep by air blowers and 5 hp Briggs and Stratton lawn mowers thank you very much. Consider this in 2006 and stop hiring these people to do your lawn.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
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Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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